WHO I THINK WOULD BE A GREAT SUPREME COURT JUSTICE
By Milton Q. Wassleman,
3rd Grader
I think my daddy would make a great Supreme Court justice, and heres why:
- My dad is the smartest man in the world.
- My dad is big and tall and strong, like a mountain.
- One time my daddy saved this baby bird and he took care of it and that makes him a good person.
- He always tells the truth, and that’s the best thing to do.
- I love him the mostest of anyone in the whole wide world!
- He staunchly defends the separation of church and state through both monetary prerogatives offered to public institutions and through mandates enacted and adjudicated upon by the federal government unto the respective state legislatures while upholding and respecting the limited sovereignty of individual state governments as long as they refrain from acting in interests that would counter those proposed in the United States constitution.
-Also, he knows totally everything about fixing stuff in our house.
Oh, and another person who would totally rock, if my dad doesn’t pass the vetting process due to his penchant for hiring what mom calls his “special lady friends from the street”, would be Batman! Batman would be totally awesome! Here’s why:
- He fights crime and makes bad guys pay!
- He’s got a super-cool costume!
- He stands strongly in support of Roe V. Wade and a woman’s right to choose. He believes that a woman’s body is her own and should therefore have ultimate control over what happens to her and the government should keep the“ir hyper-religious meddling fingers out of their business. The Joker disagrees which is why they fight all the time.
- Bats are my favorite animal!
