In the world of conspiracy theories, no theories are as contentious or pervasive as the theory known as “chemtrails.” The idea behind this theory is that the condensed vapor that is expelled from the engines of plains (known as contrails), resulting in the thin, cloud-like lines that mark many planes’ paths, is really made of either chemicals, poisons, viruses, or any number of other things, depending on which “conspiriologist” you ask.
The fear of these chemtrails has caused paranoia, delusions and a score of other things that the “chemtrails” themselves aren’t even believed to cause. And yet, despite the obvious logical inconsistencies that plague the chemtail theory, there is one thing that all people who believe it seem to have in common: They know people think that they are crazy, but can’t understand why.
So, by using the quotes of people who believe in chemtrails, we can look at the logical flaws, the inconsistencies in beliefs and the myriad of bizarre explanations to come to our own conclusions on whether or not the chemtrail theory has validity.
These quotes were taken from e-mails, letters and essays found on the site www.rense.com. All spelling and grammar has been kept the same, as it reflects the authors’ state of mind and mental faculties.
“Several days ago, I was speaking with a customer in my store who happened to mention that he was in the Airforce. Needless to say, that peaked my interest. I asked him what he knew about the current jet aerosol operation. I briefly described what I was referring to and I could sense that he knew exactly what I was talking about. I brought up the possibility of the chemtrails being used as some sort of sunscreen. He replied in a very sincere manner….”well, you know that we are having problems with too much of the sun’s radiation entering our atmosphere.” At that point another customer joined the conversation, changed the subject and dominated the whole interchange. Soon the gentleman from the Airforce said that he really had to go and I didn’t have an opportunity to ask any further questions. It was very interesting to note his reaction when I was showing him some of my chemtrail photos. He never once said oh… those are only normal contrails. In fact he didn’t say anything. He wore a look which said to me that he knew exactly what I was talking about and wished he could say more.”
-Marjorie Tietjan
“However, the chemtrail subliminals have now become much more pervasive and are being displayed on the news and even on the evening game shows. Last night and every night the ABC evening news shows blatant chemtrails on a blue background directly behind the anchor people. After the news I thought I was going to enjoy Jeopardy but I was so distracted by the chemtrails and smeary cloudlike formations in the blue squares behind the contestants that I couldn’t concentrate on the show. Wheel of Fortune followed Jeopardy. At least this show used some imagination and portrayed the chemtrail streaks as moving around in a kind of spotlight fashion. At this point I had had enough. Other T.V. programs may also be involved in this deceptive conditioning technique but I don’t watch enough T.V. anymore to be able to say.”
-Marjorie Tietjan
“You Are Now Electro-Sensitive
“The spraying of powdered materials throughout the skies of the world is happening on a daily basis everywhere. This has been going on with increasing frequency since the so-called “Election” of the bush crime family to leadership positions in America. Hardly a day goes by now where jets do not lay down chemical trails in grids and canopies. This is support for technology being used against the population of the world. Its main goal is control of food and water through weather modification, but the vast vast expense of this program, as well as the classified technology of corporations such as Time Domain Corporation, suggest even greater goals are being obtained in conjunction with the attempt to lock down food and water. Monsanto Corporation is also deeply involved in this illegal take-over, and many others. Electro-sensitivity of the soil itself will only allow GM crops to crow eventually. Get it? I knew you would.”
-CMAQ
“This February, a whacko ex-marine neighbor told me he reported me to the FAA, the FBI, and Homeland Security for taking pictures of airplanes and not liking Bush, big corporations, or the New World Order. So watch out for the New Age Nazis. He told me that he reported me “for my own good”. No one has showed up to take me away, not yet, anyway….”
-Peter Lund
“’Interesting patterns, though,’ I conceded, ‘If a bit too contrived. Maybe I can find the pilots from hell who fly the airplanes that deliver these time-released death particles, (for that is what I suspect is, in large part, what the chemtrails are about,) and ask that they at least fly a few loop d’ loops to make the designs a little more captivating.’”
-Marilyn A. Guinnane
“I’m tired of the endless bombardment in Houston of our populace by our “benevolent benefactors” by means of chemtrails.
Who knows what they are? Who knows the composition of what they are spraying on us is? Meanwhile, the spineless EPA jacks with Houston about our air quality. And the even more spineless mainstream media continues to ignore reality. I know..I have alerted them.
I’m just a lowly hourly wage working guy at a chemical plant here in Houston. Not an environmental engineer. Not a physicist. Certainly not a rocket scientist. But I know what I see.
During my shifts, I spend more than a little time outside. And due to boredom more than anything else..I look up in the sky. Wish I could say the same for everyone else!
It just amazes me..98% of our populace lives in a damned fishbowl. I swear to you, most people never even look up in the sky! Any number of times, I have pointed out chemtrails in the skys of Houston to my fellow nematodes, only to have them look at me like I was crazy.
Why the hell doesn’t the gov just tell us what they are doing? Could it be they don’t trust us? Well, guess what? No need even to answer that.”
- Ron Stevens
“The air this evening has been foul. Friends with asthma have been having problems all day, and other friends have experience dryness of mouth and nose, dry cough and fatigue. My roommate generally works inside and is a great barometer for spray days. Without even stepping outside to see the sky condition, I know it is a heavy spray day because he becomes congested and starts sneezing as the day progresses. As I write this, my mouth is dry with a faint metallic or chemical taste - this happens everytime after heavy spraying.”
-Nicholas Jones
“I wanted to share the articles with others interested in UFOs, so I put them on my website. Of course, as these things go, my interest in UFO’s got me labeled a “kook”. It did. Can you believe that?”
-Unknown
In the article, this brilliant man (who is a father of an 11-year-old by the fucking way) argues that he wasn’t downloading the kiddie porn for his own “personal gratification” but because he wanted to see how easy it was, because he was worried about children downloading it.
